Thursday, December 10, 2009

Post the Thirtieth

Hey everyone. My laptop is sincerely fucked, so I now have to update Life of a Pastry from the computers at the library until it gets fixed. This unfortunately means no Comics/Image Day (hence why there was no post yesterday), but it shall be replaced with beautiful poetry. And today on Life of a Pastry, I honor this whole incident in haiku form.

Two Haiku for Steve Jobs

Fuck your stupid face.
I'm as fucked as your whore mom.
"I'm a Mac." Fuck off.

Fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck fuck, fuck. Fuck.

--Pastry

P.S.: Where else but on Life of a Pastry can you get a haiku composed entirely of the word "fuck?" (Probably plenty of places, who knows.)
Posted by PastrySnack at 3:30 PM
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 10, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    you should have a limerick day :)
    http://limerickdb.com/?top150

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  2. AnonymousDecember 10, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Your Blog is boring... I'm bored.

    p.s.- I hope you fall off a cliff and don't die, but are in a large amount of pain.

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