Post the Fourteenth

Hey, everybody. Sorry for the late post: turns out last night was more of a drinking night than I thought it would be. Anyway, today on Life of a Pastry, I talk about leather.

Leather

My girlfriend tried to convince me last night
that I should wear leather next time we have sex.
I told her I would,
but I'm worried that once I put it on,
I won't be in the mood anymore
because that tight leather suit
will force me to admit to myself
that I am not,
nor will I ever be Batman.

--Pastry