Post the Seventh

Hey, everyone, sorry for the late post. Anyway, I've arbitrarily decided that Wednesday is Limerick Day on Life of a Pastry! At least for now! Today's limerick is about teeth.

Teeth (And How Not To Use Them)

There once was a woman named Flo,
who gave the most terrible blow.
Her teeth did she use,
my member abused, and
"Li'l Bill" was as red as merlot.

I tried to tell her she sucked
at the beautiful art of mouth-fuck,
but she started crying
and said I was lying
and told me I'm hung like a duck.

Now you have no excuse, ladies.
You can damn me to Hell or to Hades,
but I'd rather be raped
by an ill-mannered ape
than get one more scar while you blow me.

--Pastry